This game was pretty good right up until it got to the level with the damn fucking shitty ass bitch bastard tits piss vase screen. Ever heard of physics? Because they weren't there. I can't begin to describe my burning anger from the vase. It doesn't even look like a vase. It looks like a salt shaker. We were supposed to keep it from shattering. It never did. It only cracked. I should have gotten credit. I bounce at it from one direction only to find it always bounces the other way. Who goes around bouncing vases on their heads anyway? That level was a load of cock-wringing testical-punching diarrhea down my diaphragm. If ever you make an update to this game, do us all a favor and take out that damn vase. I must have been on that stage for two hours because the way it works makes as much fucking sense as a zombie dog shitting its lungs out of its ass on Bill Clinton's shoes. That level is a travesty and a disgrace to mankind, which is why this game has a below decent score. I ought to shave every square inch of skin off of your body for even thinking that keeping that stupid vase in the game was a good idea. What a pathetic waste of energy and time. Good riddance to this dick-choking tit-twisting stress inducer of a game.
That vase was the single most infuriating thing I've ever experienced in all of my years of existence. It's a dick move and it needs to go.
As I play this game, I stand on the first screen.
I forgot to read the controls but I figure them out quickly.
A locked door. I stand in front of it attempting to open it for six minutes. There is nothing around, no switches or buttons or anything. I think to myself, "This game is freaking impossible."
I found a key.
It makes a cool noise when I get it.
I expect to be able to open the door but it opens automatically and my key disappears into thin air.
Then I continue on the end.
For another six minutes I wait to see if anything happens.
That game sucked. That's why I'm giving this a 0.
A ZERO OUT OF ZERO, THAT IS
Great i just beat it,man that was sooo funny, how long till the game comes out?
It takes awhile to make stuff like this. I'm hoping some time in the next 5 months, I'll get the full game done.
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